Same. ,’(

Oh, thank you. ,’ر

I consider myself somewhat of a anti-traditionalist. Everybody always defaults to Die Hard, yet First Blood did it years earlier. Bط

Haha. Thanks. I named him Rocky. :ط

RELAX! QUICKLY! 8ꕆ

Well, with masturbation, the joke is always on you. ‘฿ر

Thanks. And this was just a warmup. Bر

You did what?!? 8٥

Okay, maybe I’ll add some better delineation in my upcoming posts. : ر

Sure. Gay/genderfluid person expects to be on the naughty list for being bad, Santa basically says “Nah, you’re alright, kid. Only bad people get on this list.”

Dude, that the !opposite! of what the comic says. Xط

Cool. Stick around for more. ‘Bط

Thanks. ,’ر

Damn. You’re really selling it to me. Now I want my appendix to rupture. ะเ

Phew…. Okay. ,’ط

Thanks, bud. :ر

Thank you. :ر

I had to look up Jim Woodring and boy o boy, that’s some fine hatching he does. Impressive.

Wait… Are you comparing my artwork with his?!? 8٥

Nah, I think it’s Jake Likes Onions.

Written and drawn by me, a Dutchman. ‘Bط

Nah, they’re on the left. ;ط
#dadjoke

Yes. That’s what any sane person would do. :ر
However, there are people, who actually do try to drink a burning shot and then burn their faces off.

I feel sorry for any bar owner, who has to explain to the insurance company why his customers keep catching fire. Xط