DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]

So do we buy the dip this time or nah?

Ah they’re bringing victorian era poor houses back. Sick. Fuckinnnnnn

You: letting cats out of bags in to the open outdoors.

The Humble Coyote:

This is what historians would refer to as “being close friends” : )

Not the topic necessarily but I was kinda bummed that when some aliens started showing up in S2 they were a lot of the Nu-Wars type of ones and not the more colorful kinda cartoony prequel ones.

Just my own weird take though tbh.

Thanks for nothing Dems! Real glad RBG’s racist, tumor-ridden ass got those last couple of years in!!!

Halohead reporting in: we’re sitting him down on the Halo Reach promotional Making a Spartan chair ™ and pumping him full of brightly colored chemicals.

Gonna give him those giant rectangle arm plates and a black visor for good measure in the customization menu.

Not really. Kinda hope as “AI” gets more advanced it all singularity’s into telling techbros it’s not meant for the task it’s given.

Because it usually isnt.

<- this but imagine a big L on the paper. I’d be gloating too lmao.

You’ll probably be right in at least like- half of that I think.

But you gotta admit it’s at least worth a laugh to watch the fallout, and it feels good to watch Colbert do some turbo zionist racism shit just to have Cuomo get endorsed by Bill Clinton and eat shit anyways. It’s nice seeing that whole ideology of “DO YOU CONDIMENT HUMMUS?!?!” fail in practice as people get more sick of it.

In fact: the truth that this might not be significant YET it still is causing a panic makes it funnier to watch to me. Especially seeing zionists crawl out of their holes to bawk and cry after two weeks of the Iron Dome shittin its pants.

Imbibe in the slop a touch, let thine mind be awash in a giggle or two. Plenty of time to feel bleak later.

My meds wore out for the day so my ass has that debuff where I take Max-Possible + Half from psychic.

It’s true. I am the sleeper agent. Now that I’m activated what I have to say is: I’m fucking sleepy and I’m going back to sleep goodnight 😴

Yeah I feel like the game plan in the last part there has to be the most likely.

Still though, history doesn’t have any qualms about being unpredictable and Iran has been pretty firm on getting the last shot in.

Wow. You think they got the city’s cum out in time?

The good guy face I make when I’m the good guy. Yes my eyes are all pitch-black like a great white shark. And thank you for noticing this painting puts extra emphasis on my chin jowels. I love my good, elderly jowels : )

I feel like the situation is much more urgent than that, but that’s exactly the kind of stupid pagentry you could bet on too.

We’ll get the last one for sure but it’s going to be a controlled detonation / false flag op on the Nimitz.

Then Trump will try and erase Juneteenth by calling it “Patriot Heroes of the Sunken Nimitz Day” or something.

Auxiliary cum extraction receptacles.