Once Red “The Box” Boxman retired from the Milwaukee Dockworkers in 1937, football has just gone downhill. He played offense, defense, special teams, and once tore the arm off another man and used it to tackle him. Now the league is just soft and infatuated with this gimmick “forward pass” and rock music to bring in the kids and their phones.

Bird to your mother

The giants are way better than their record. I encourage them to maintain their current coaching staff and GM, give their strength and conditioning coaches a raise, and ensure Daniel Jones is signed to an even longer extension. You got this guys.

ok gang, it’s 1st and 30. We’re gonna run sanders up the middle for -1, throw short to Thielen for 3, then take a sack for -5. On 3, let’s do it!

I think there needs to be a Simpsons blackboard gag that just has Bart writing “Bryce Young pass incomplete” 50 times

For those that say “he was always going to be used this way”, you could have gotten basically the exact same production with a much cheaper draft pick. If you’re going to use a RB in a committee or as a decoy that’s perfectly fine, but you can get that from a mid or late round pick. It’s not fine to blow the number 8 pick on something like that.