old days of reddit and a famous poster called UNIDAN. oh the good ol days. are jackdaws not just crows?

the cycle of poo!

what i found works for easy chunks is cut the stem part but leave the roots part. with the root part planted on the cutting board cut it into sections like you would a blooming onion(dont cut all the way down). turn on its side and then slice it into those discs but instead ittl fall into diced pieces

If they used PLA(made of cornstarch) which is common for fdm 3d printing then theres no threat of microplastics from what ive read. it is biodegradable, but very slowly.

I just discovered milky toast thanks to you

Bovril is good for this too.