GalaxyBrain [they/them]

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Cake day: December 27th, 2020

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  • It’d be fun to move to a small town and be the guy everyone hates. I could be like ‘fuck you, Mildred!’ while fighting over the last carrot at the grocery store. Or be like ‘eat shit, Dan!’ When I flip over his boat and ruin his fishing trip. Go to.the local Mom and Pop Diner and ask for the directions to the nearest McDonalds every day and say ‘Die in a hole Sandra! And Dave, back in the kitchen, slam your face on the grill!’. With a tight knit community you could really harvest some serious revulsion. Being a prick in a city doesn’t really have any effect on the community. Moving out to somewhere smaller where being a complete asshole could really make a difference in people’s lives does seem nice.





  • Think I’ll do what I did last year and be The Candy Ghoul. I’ve got a kick ass Nosferatu looking coat, a spooky black scarf that covers most of my face and a hood and then I just go out and hand out some candy cause I live in an apartment and can’t otherwise. I live in a great Halloween neighborhood, there’s an elementary school basically next door where the kids do a big costume parade around the neighborhood during the day and it is BUMPING at night, last year there was a dude just driving around in his car absolutely CRANKING This is Haloween from Nightmare Before Christmas and Monster Mash and stuff. Halloween is dope


  • Tbh, tomorrow is looking worse. We got blitzed by sheer volume tonight but tomorrow night cause a cook went on paternity leave last week and the chef of course hasn’t bothered to hire anyone and doesn’t seem to plan on it for the time being we’ve got one cook doing 11-7(maybe), me at 3-close and the chef is foing 4-close and we’ve got a dishwasher. If the chef is wants to be cheap and I’m guessing that’s gonna be the case it means a 2 cook show for the last 3 hours and chef does absolutely fuck all when it comes to closing, so it’s a Warzone Weekend.