It’s like these libs believe that Kamala [INSERT CURRENT DEM SLOP] is entitled to our vote.

Try some turpentine Tommy!

Mark Cuban is a business genius because he sold all of his Yahoo! stock before it fell off a cliff. He probably saw where things were going after they acquired a bullshit company for $5.7 billion.

Of course, he was the guy that sold them the $5.7 billion bullshit company so he had some obvious clues.

Holy fuck it’s real.

I spent way too much of my life beating up on myself for never completing higher education before truly understanding this truth.

What STILL blows me away is that Rush had a B.Sc in Aerospace Engineering from Princeton, yet ignored the obvious problems with a carbon fiber hull on a submersible that were easily explained by a former truck driver.

Me: “Damn, did Dan Quayle die, I don’t remember that…”

*checks Google which confirms he is still alive.

Me: “RIP, Mr Potatoe. You really stuck it to Murphy Brown.”

“He picked me up by my ankles … he dangled me over a trash can and he was like, ‘The trash goes in the trash can!’ And I was screaming, screaming! And I swung my arms flailed wildly, full contact with his balls, full contact. He dropped me in the trash can, the trash can falls over. I was horrified.” - Seth Green

Oh no! It’s so hard to find other musicians that can replicate David’s contribution to those songs, where as any one can stand in for Roger.

Meanwhile the same chuds post FB/IG rage memes about how genZers being millionaires from OF or drug dealing while they have to work for a living only to throw money at this vaporware.

You’re right, I’ve changed.

If you’ve picked up on any of her shit takes over the last three or so years, you’ve already read it.

Yeah, and Masters of the Universe came out 41 years ago.

Hillary: “Wow, we barely beat Bernie in the primary when he shouldn’t have even taken us to Iowa, and only using dirty tricks. Something is really going on with the left in this cycle. I’m going to have to consider my VP pick carefully in a way that expresses that I’m ready to look past our different views and build a coalition…” “Pfft, J/K!! Here’s Tim “Pro Life” Kaine! Don’t like it!? STFU Bitches!”

If this keeps up, Churchill is going to send the army into Wales again.

Yeah, this is going to bring back all those subscribers Cenk.

I didn’t think that The Last Jedi was all that bad. (For a Star Wars movie)

it will have to truly break from Mélenchon in the way that the UK’s Labour party broke from Corbyn

By mounting baseless attacks of antisemitism to eject him only for him secure his riding as an independent because he’s still more loved and respected than any of your party members?

Liberals: “We were nearly obliterated in recent elections. Clearly this is a sign that we need to be even MORE dogmatic to neoliberal economic and social policies. Liberalism has only failed because True Liberalism® has never been achieved, but you communists need to grow up and abandon your silly utopian fantasy”