Hippie Moosen

When we decided to remake Draconic Park, we felt it would be best to stick to the old inaccurate but iconic featherless dragons from the original.

“Your patron seems kinda weird. Why do you put up with them?”

“He hooked me up with free shipping, my dude.”

I like player races that don’t typically have a concept of sex or gender. It’s one of the fun things to play with that’s just built in to warforged and leshy. “So are you a boy or a girl?” “…I’m a cactus.”

“Sorry to interrupt, but it sounds like you may be in need of a new *sparring partner. * I humbly offer my services” -Bard forcing his way into the conversation

Gary didn’t mess around. He loved putting the nastiest shit he could think of all over the damn place, seemingly to ensure players feared each and every die roll.

Make you a PC who can do both. Someone who can brood in dark corners with the best of em, but who also routinely makes sure the party is fed thanks to their chef feat.

“Honestly, I’ve seen you fight, so I’m not surprised that this is something you can do. I’m mostly just curious how you realized you could pull this off.”

Everyone laughs about adhering to doppelganger protocol until all their friends have been replaced

After an evening of wining and dining you’re invited up to their room at the inn to stay the night. After fading to black the DM asks for a con save. Failing the save you awaken in a bathtub filled with ice sometime after noon missing a kidney.

That’d be awesome. Thanks dude

And another level 1 wizard falls because he dumped con and ran dick first into the cave

Furry communities? Could you share their names? I’m still getting the hang of this site and looking at what communities are here.

Pretty rad, but what if they were all Blink-Corgi’s?

That post is still pinned, and the newest post is 5 hours old. The next newest is 22 hours old. It’s almost eerily quiet over there right now.

Good, I’m not the only one who immediately remembered that movie

Make his last name Hamlet for bonus points

I love when the laws of probability seemingly break just to help someone out. The universe may be chaos, but sometimes it can still be a bro.

“There is a chance, however remote, that you could be your own dad”

Is that not how full plate is supposed to look?

The concept is great. Like I actually wanna do this.