But there’s 5 rocks?

Dude is just a junkie. Can’t go a day without quaffing some decoction or other. He’s so desperate and pathetic, I’ve seen him chop up bodies to snort or whatever

If you squish just 2, you’re guaranteed a positive kd ratio

Wait… is he going to pee on us?

WHAT 9000!?!

Vegeta, what does the scanner say about his cancer level?

Pfhor shame

Tariffying

Crusty jugglers

If he’d been named Angus, he’d be kernel Angus

They may need a second round of hot lead injection, first didn’t take

Oh thank goodness, my youngest was born a year ago

Oh wow, I thought they were serious

Me:can we have sleepy Joe Biden? Mom: we have sleepy Joe Biden at home Sleepy Joe Biden at home: this jackass

Oh damn! If only I could upgrade support weapons. I want ergonomics on hmg and a better scope on railgun

I really want armor perks and armor cosmetics separated

Also things like reinforced scout strider kills should count as scout strider kills!

It’s not death panels, it’s the market telling you to die

Haha, there’s one specific ringtone that still gives a small pang of panic when I hear it, and it’s been almost a decade since Ive been out of collections. I largely used the dispute option off of creditkarma, though that might have been before intuit bought them, so I don’t know if it changed.

I don’t think the clock resets if the debt is sold. Just if you make certain actions on it, though I can’t remember the particulars right now and the state you reside in will matter

Edit: ah ok Ukraine, I’m not sure, but good luck, you’ve got this. Screw those vultures

Pretty old to be covered in bees

Haha, I have adhd, so I’m immune!

If he dies early in the morning they’ll be bankrupt by 10am