Jerusalem Spider-Man

Man, people are just addicted to drama, and so locked into their own heads that they can’t step outside of it for even a minute.

You don’t make fun of halal or kosher? Where’s the fun in that?!

No, everyone in Ohio should rise the fuck up and stop this stupidity.

I’m not even sure.

Whatever comes with mint? I had a hard drive die, and my buddy hooked me up when I realized I couldn’t read the windows key on the sticker any more. He was going to do some kind of fuckery to let me keep 7 despite that, but he’d been talking about Linux for a few years, so I asked what he thought about that.

He asked me a few questions, about what kind of programs I need to use, and when none of them were a pain in the ass for an idiot like me to deal with, he set it up for me. Told me it was mint, helped me set things up where they look nice and made sure I have what I need. Haven’t fucked with anything since, and that was about two years ago.

Gee, I can’t understand how my lgg3 is still in one piece, what with that replaceable battery making it so flimsy.

It’s almost as if I’m imagining it being able to turn on because it fell apart when I sat it on the table three years ago.

Good thing it broke back then! Otherwise, I might have spent tens of dollars on replacement batteries each year!

Not to mention all the tablets that broke because they were flimsy with replaceable batteries. The galaxytab 2 and 3 alone would have blown up from materials fatigue if I’d replaced those batteries over the years. Whew, what a relief I don’t have to have them in use as digital picture frames like I would have otherwise.

Dude. Your finger must have spasmed like crazy, because this posted a dozen times.

Man, when I jerk off in public, it’s all “get away from my kids”, and “you’re no longer allowed in this church”. Musk jerks off, and he gets all kinds of support from the media. It’s a conspiracy itellya

Did you ban douchiness? Douche is what I think you mean rather than duch

Geller was less a fraud than a very dedicated character actor that only did one role.

Oi, you git! Open the boot and get the biscuits!