Jubei Kibagami

This is gonna suck for restockers when a lot of items get left at the cashier’s because Walmarts ghouls decided to raise the price between shelf and checkout.

What do you do here? I mean besides not tell the fucking media. You call a lawyer immediately?

The local farmer’s market was found to be selling stuff they bought at the store but with a markup. I think we may actually have to go find some actual farms.

My kuriboh needs the rest of this.

Sometimes you need to go to 11 though.

Jeep Owners have entered the chat

“If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quickly: a pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret.”

-Dave Attell

Remember kids, you can be a draft dodger and be president 😎👉👉

There is such a thing as forbidden knowledge, bud. There’s a reason for it.

From Lullaby by Palahniuk:

"People who would never throw litter from their car will drive past you with their radio blaring. People who’d never blow cigar smoke at you in a crowded restaurant will bellow into their cell phone. They’ll shout at each other across the space of a dinner plate.

These people who would never spray herbicides or insecticides will fog the neighborhood with their stereo playing Scottish bagpipe music. Chinese opera. Country and western.

Outdoors, a bird singing is fine. Patsy Cline is not.

Outdoors, the din of traffic is bad enough. Adding Chopin’s Piano Concerto in E Minor is not making the situation any better.

You turn up your music to hide the noise. Other people turn up their music to hide yours. You turn up yours again. Everyone buys a bigger stereo system. This is the arms race of sound. You don’t win with a lot of treble.

This isn’t about quality. It’s about volume.

This isn’t about music. This is about winning.

You stomp the competition with the bass line. You rattle windows. You drop the melody line and shout the lyrics. You put in foul language and come down hard on each cussword.

You dominate.

This is really about power."

French and existential ennui, name a better duo.

Good use of “estoy” 👏😎

So, on the positive side, we’ll now have extra protection for the boys?

Looks like a boss from Blasphemous 💀

Throckausaurus is a total legend of the frictionless ramps 🤟😝

Time to go donate to TST and the FFRF, peeps.

Reminds me of Johnny Tightlips:

Fat Tony: Johnny, how’s your mother?

JT: Who says I have a mother?

You Oughta Look Out is just good advice in general.

You mean the Jewish purse manufacturer in France?

She’ll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.