its a bad religion!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kvD_ZiCz66I

ok dude

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kamala harris isn’t hillary, though. I heard a recording of myself from like 2005 and a someone was saying “yeah hillary clinton can unite people” and I said “…against her” and I barely cared about politics back then.

With an idea like this you don’t make a Lemmy post, sir, you write this up (and get a lawyer (or a notary at a minimum) to sign an affidavit that this is your IP) and you get a meeting with no one less than the CEO of Burger King, Joshua Kobza.

You’re going to need to do a proof-of-concept reel though, so you’ll need to have a friend film your balls in mid-swing whilst you penetrate a chick who’s willing to do this bit of acting.

There are plenty of tutorials for papier-mâché mask making, so try to do a good enough job making the mask.

Don’t give up on this idea- when I think of some veiny, hairy balls of a dude in a creepy mask flapping against a wet twat I can’t imagine not wanting to buy peanuts to eat

sure! when that fun is pwetending yer uh eepy widdle baby it grosses me the fuck out is all

yes, a six year old gets a pass

yes ok… the gestalt is radically different, though. if someone had a salmiak licorice and was thinking it’d be anything like salted caramel they’d find that they don’t have a lot in common.

like pineapple on pizza is sweet and salty but I wouldn’t compare it to ammonium chloride candy

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I hear you- typically I couldn’t care less about silly crap people write on the web, and I’ve been around. There’s something about adults writing this term that makes me super uncomfortable and apparently I can’t keep my yap shut about it

classic

kinda crazy, Dig came to my mind not three hours ago out of nowhere

now kiss

ok but its really nothing like salted caramel…

that salmiak is ammonium chrloride, not sodium chloride which is whats in salted caramel… and salted caramel is balanced between salty and sweet. I’ve had sweedish salmiak candy that is essentially a hollow cylinder of licorice that melts to a point that it dumps a quarter teaspoon of ammonium salt onto your tongue. no salted caramel comes anywhere near that, and for gods sake why would it

adults writing “eepy” like they’re infantile anime characters (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

spay.

truuuust me she’s tried everything you can think of. I find it surprising that she cant remember right as in correct as in dominant hand but she cannot. its honestly a little baffling

I dont have this problem and thats tricky for me also

this is a very real condition. my wife has a phd in experimental physics and can NOT remember which is which. if she looks at her hands she has a trick (the L your thumb and index fingers make is the correct orientation) but say “turn right!” to her and you might have well just made the muted trumped voice from the old peanuts cartoons

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