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  • KomradeK@lemmygrad.mltoCommunism@lemmygrad.mlHolodomor timeline?
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    2 years ago

    Timeline of “Holodomor”:

    1930: Construction of Stalin’s comically large spoon begins…

    1931: The spoon is complete, Stalin is seen at Stalingrad Tractor Plant in a ceremony accepting the spoon from factory workers.

    1932: Stalin utilises dark redfash magic to create a draught in ukraine.

    1933: Using the comically large spoon, Stalin singlehandedly consumes all of the wheat in ukraine and beats the kulaks to death. 900 billion people die, the planet Earth is destroyed and the survivors are placed into the Matrix.