I don’t mean to offend anyone, but I reckon that Shohei feller is winnin’ that MVP award this year

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Mama mia

Washington Deesee

(it’s okay, I got kinda sentimental about replacing an old fridge that broke down awhile ago)

The Brave Little Toaster and its consequences

Eepy

Waking up in an unknown field once with my hat missing was an important step in getting my shit together

Real truckers carry their own pencils

Way of the road bubs

Change she/her to he/him and put echoes around “the wrong people” and this is indistinguishable from a /pol/ fascist electoralist trying to get the other Nazis to vote for Trump

EU bans Twitter and it goes bankrupt, US leaves NATO and it dissolves

And I thought nothing could make liberal democracy work

monch

Mwaaahhh the French douchebaggery has always been celebrated for its excellence

Oh man, so many corny older relatives love saying “tar-zjayyy” for Target like it’s funny to pronounce it like it’s French for some reason

Knew a guy that thought using “vis à vis” whenever he could made him sound smarter, but he said it with a weird stress on the first syllable and rushed it all together, so everyone referred to him as “Visa-vee” in passing behind his back

You should ask for a refund, they forgot the headstock! 😂🤣

Speaking of Canadian

Randy on Trailer Park Boys

“Mr. Lahey, the carrrr!!!”

All the specialty tools for fret jobs would be kinda pricey up front but it could be worth it if I ended up getting regular repeat customers idk

I kinda like tinkering with that kind of thing but having a gigging musician with really specific setup needs coming in before a gig or going out on tour that needs something worked on with a hard turnaround time would probably stress me out, the idea of screwing something up or someone not knowing what they really wanted and telling people I don’t know what I’m doing makes me and I haven’t even done anything yet

I could put P90s in one of my guitars