pov you ate his porridge

There’s a certain brand of cinnamon chewing gum they stopped selling where I live. Now the only ones around (and they’re just online) are those little squarey ones, not the better, flat rectangle types

Ah, that explains why they have that look. It’s always interesting to see how people manage to turn a thing (fedora) into something new by just modifying it slighty. You don’t see hats around as much nowadays anymore too, crazy to think of how common they were before cars took over.

It’s like the social media version of seeing a distant relative and them going “You’ve grown so big since I’ve last seen you!” idk

Turnip with teeth <3

It was?? Where’d it even spawn from? It seems that childrens’ fashion usually reflects grown-ups’ fashion but with less uniformity, are the crowns perhaps inspired by some kind of entertainment figure?

What did their comment say?