Quitting cold turkey is really rough. I take a week off several times a year to reset my tolerance. I usually have 2 to 5 days of bad headaches and severe lethargy. It really makes a huge difference on my mood and sleep schedule for the next couple of months, but its not easy

You’ll know when you wake up

All my best j/o sessions revolve around international fiscal policy

They didn’t fucking work. I was still unhappy and worried

Not really. Star Trek’s always been way ahead when it comes to inclusion. Everything else in the 90s was the same homophobic, backwards crap. Except maybe Jim Henson’s Dinosaurs

I always thought AI faces looked a bit too Australian

Oh good. Thats what I’ve been taking

Good to know. Thanks!

Time to get a convincing Chinese disguise

Can you take a multivitamin that includes any/all of these, or is it better to take them separately?

It’ll fit

Theres a triangle shaped table at the library that would probably fit in my ass, in my opinion

A good national anthem should be a bad song. Think about it. A soldier crying and saluting an objectively brilliant piece that makes you want to cry? Meaningless. The song makes everyone want to cry. But that same soldier crying to a mediocre 19th century drinking song with the most forgettable orchestral backdrop you’ve ever heard? Damn, he must really love his country to be moved by that piece of shit

I have a theory that national anthems are bad by design. If its a good song, there’s no patriotism in liking it. Its a bop! Of course you like it!

But a bad song, a bad song is ripe with opportunities to flex your love of country. Its a contest! Look at how brainwashed I am! Look at how much I’m moved by the bad song!

That’s why you’ll never see any national anthem on anyone’s ipod (Hendrix excluded). It sucks by design

No bugs are bad. Let them bite you

I dont remember. He had like 8 accounts, or maybe he gave them all his picture or something

I knew a black guy who could shoot lightning from his eyes. He’d send me a picture of him doing it whenever I would run my mouth on the internet

Put them closer together so our feet can touch

Dynasty Warriors 2, Dynasty Warriors 3, Dynasty Warriors 4, Dynasty Warriors 5…

A lot of them are doing actual blackface though