Fire Matt Eberflus and hire Count von Count off the (Sesame) Street

The drop 8 snaps have been better for the Vikings than the blitzes

The Browns offense has been possessed by the vengeful spirit of Matt Canada as punishment for getting him fired

This is like a college homecoming game or something, the Jets have 2 first downs and 50 yards.

The Jets might really finish this game with double-digit total yards

Zach was like “I’m not taking another sack, for nobody”

Zach Wilson 🤝 Panthers

Let’s just go backwards

Rule of thumb: If they’re doing a promo where they show a player from each team in the game and your team’s player isn’t the QB, your team probably sucks.

Maybe the Bears should have signed whoever the Colorado School of Mines had at QB

Nate McMillan got fired and someone had to take on the rich legacy of terrorism in Atlanta coaching.