After giving a wrong answer, asshole teacher got my sister in front of the whole class and made fun of her for a couple of minutes. My sister came home this day and told parents she’ll never say a word again. Stupid parents did nothing about.

Same asshole tried the same with me later on, but I was more… resilient.

During a school excursion I talked same asshole into grabbing a active electrical fence. This was really great how she squeaked like the stupid pig she was.

War/ist der nicht beim LKA? Gab’s doch auch mal einen…

Kleinanzeige.de is to 33% (via detour) eBay I just learned.

Never considered this to happen I have to admit. Always thought it’s more some allergic reaction to food.

What else do you expect eating spoiled food? Am just curious.

Yes, the grandfather of science trolling. ʘ‿ʘ

I’m really bad with names and faces, but I can distinguish twins. I mean not the twins like “and my twin has a penis” but monozygotic twins.

I don’t claim it to be any kind of a super power, but with my inability to recognize people even after they’ve been at the hairdresser it’s really astonishing.

Send in the clowns!

Also german, I guess any spot to take out videos counts also. So welcome to the “0 point club”.

I doubt that the person who did this chart ever listened to Morphine. Imho they sound like right out of a funeral.

Hä?

Oh, I forgot…

Actually, this would make you a cosmetic surgeon…

Drugs’n stuff?

Well said! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯