Fireworks and gasoline aren’t hard to come by.

It’s not the most clearly worded headline. “Aid to California” is going to be held hostage. Mike Johnson is not going to “hold aid” to a “California hostage.”

They are related by brain cell.

“Comes out” is the wrong phrase here, having been used for so long to talk about historically repressed people, especially LGBTQ+, having the courage to live openly and honestly in spite of the injustice they may face.

You don’t “come out” as a bigot. You don’t “come out” as a fascist.

Well, not that shocked.

Blood, Diablo Sauce; to-MAY-to, to-MAH-to

For this to be true in the US (which is where I would guess you’re talking about, since you’ve used the initilization “DMV”), a court would have suspended or revoked your license for some reason, and you would already know about that.

I don’t think there’s anywhere that would have said “This person is too mentally ill to be driving a car, but we’ll just let them find out when they go to renew their license.”

Source?

That’s impressive, fucking an ostrich with a rat penis.

Perhaps you’ve missed the news: laws don’t matter.

Shut the fuck up, it’s too late for that.

TMI

I’ll cry into my basket of sweet early peas.

She’s polished to a shine.

Settle down, Jefferson.

A nine-year-old’s parent doesn’t get to decide whether or not someone is charged with a crime, and if someone is charged with a crime, the kid’s parent doesn’t get to decide to “drop the charges.” If there is enough evidence, and the DA wants to bring charges, that’s that.

Someone else reported that if they posted it with a picture that was fine, and I think someone else said if they posted it in a longer message, that also worked.

https://mastodon.online/@DrPen@mastodon.social/113819854078612789

This seems more likely to be an automated spam filter that kills short messages with links in them.

There’s already Zuckerberg Rat Penis Syndrome.

In November 2024, there are estimated to have been 11K to 12K North Korean troops in Russia.

Either DPRK is sending a lot more troops, or the casualty rate for DPRK personnel is about 25%.

Or both.