Well Bills fans, you’re fucked with rusted, corrugated septic pipes.

Your contending window is about to get locked, and you now have Von becoming a piece of shit.

FOX secretly rooting for a blowout by the Browns in the CLE v. LA game, to immediately switch Cleveland and Los Angeles viewers to the PHI v. SF match.

What is even ‘finesse’?

I heard this lots about 90s teams throughout all sports including the Los Angeles Kings.

I think it was a Rams-Giants game the season prior which necessitated that noise penalty, specifically adding to Jim Everett’s reputation of being ‘soft.’

I know right.

It’s so bizarre seeing defense being allowed against pass plays. Nowadays, if the receiver and cornerback jerseys cause molecular friction in-play, it’s a personal foul and pass interference call.

Sports Illustrated has been irrelevant for years since they awarded the ‘Sportsman of the Year’ award in 2017 to Jose Altuve despite the infamous Astros cheating scandal uncovered.

Since they gave their 2016 award to LeBron over the Chicago Cubs or Leicester City, considering the magnitude and significance of what those clubs accomplished.

Since they failed to award the 2015 honor to the racehorse American Pharaoh, who helped deliver the first triple crown in 37 years (ending a supposed-curse in thoroughbred).

They’ve been irrelevant as they’ve angled NFL/NBA-centric stories over other, broad leagues, while reducing their own aura with “regional” covers.

I’m disappointed in Mike Tirico for not clocking Flowers’ second touchdown celebration…Christiano Ronaldo’s ”ssssssuuuuuiiiiiii!!!”

r/aboringdystopia

I despise the Google phone ad simply because of the hipster family muting the dog for that bratty baby.

Makes me think Google hates dogs.

I’m trying to figure out the random swatch of Saints-Falcons in south Nevada (solo FOX game for them).

Did the league really think there’d be enough influence from surrounding Rams and Cardinals fans to warrant not showing their game opposite the Raider game on CBS at the same 4pm EST kickoff times.

NFC is so top-heavy.

It’s PHI, SF, DAL, and DET…and then the competition after falls off a chasm.

Swifties marching to Eastern Pennsylvania right now with pitchforks.

JuStiN HeRbErT ChOkEs AgAiN!!!

Should’ve won the Bengals and Steelers games.

Sorry, Modell bros (Browns & Ravens fans). 😔

We are within striking distance of u/UrinatingTree showing us the theme to 2023 NFL postseason clinchers and eliminations.

After genetic congratulations/dismissals the first years of his coverage of the league, we saw ‘Among Us’ (2020), ‘Squid Games’ (2021), and ‘Oregon Trail’ (2022) being the theme of late-season clinchers and exits in the NFL. Wonder what this season’s playoff races will churn about.