Jets are like… “that’s what you call blocking?”

And to think. They made a sequel to Good Burger (1997) before Dallas could get back to the Super Bowl.

I got Tom Landrys hat

Built Ford Tough… should be… Priced Ford, Tough!

70k for a pickup. Screw off

Ya… here we go…

Is that what Daks hair above his forehead says?

YAAAA. HERE WE GO

… not enough scotch in the world to listen to that noise for the next two+ hours