David Beckham got treated like royalty and carried into citizenship.

If you wanna get gay married for citizenship I’m cheap and have fantastic insurance.

I’m blessed by the insurance gods. Guns, abortions and insurance. Pizza is also kinda nice.

For the 'lil plastic pellets? Or the similarly-sized lead ones?

Fair. It gets a bit awkward at times.

I’m in a solid red state so I get to vote for the churn.

Hm. Mayhaps.

Yeah? Solid red. Fuck you.

Depends on the situation? Taking time isn’t as important as establishing intent.

I mean I don’t discriminate a whole lot when I’m having a good time licking things.

No worries. I didn’t assume anything negative - just wanted to answer. 1911 fudd vs Glock arguments aren’t exactly mainstream.

Typically there’s no cross-bolt safety on a 1911. Slide lock and beavertail are the main ones. The beavertail is on the back of the handgrip, and it’s supposed to be particular - the force is supposed to be at the top for it to disengage the safety.

Most people consider the cross-bolt to be a safety, so they sort of suggested a firearm with no “safety” have the safety removed.

Solid red. I vote third party (usually L) in fed elections and against incumbents in local elections.

Edit: fuck me for living in a conservative state.

Demonstration of American commitment to stopping its enemies worldwide is always handy.

I had a coworker use this to support our war efforts after 9/11 a week ago.

I don’t know if I have a non-dogmatic opinion of the current shit, but looking big is a bad reason to kill peeps.

As much as I feel I shouldn’t support interference, I’ve only bought Ukrainian vodka for a while.

Gotta pay the MIC. Can’t have all of it going to manufacturers.

Vote third party if you’re in a solid colored state. The benefits are neat.

Pretty sure my father was a cook. A cook routing encrypted messages.

Airsoft license?

Girl: even on our dates

2A bro: did you think I was gonna mug you? Why would I wait?

Girl: got it

That better?

Though it makes it even less believable. Most dads I know that might do that have daughters that would appreciate it lol

It’s a 1911…it has two external safeties at least. Glock fans like to say they’re monsters that shoot you in the leg for fun.

I feel like our downvoted homie was making a joke in line with the copypasta.

Nah. The ones I know would probably have a beer with you and tell you to drive safe.

It’s by dudes that claim to have fucked a lot of bitches in their early years. It’s not as serious as it sounds. Well. The best part is reminding them of what they claim they did if they talk like that.

They almost never have their guns at work.

Yeah, you can do that in your own house pretty easily.