100% that was sarcasm on my part. I have a lot of documentation and podcast clips showing her bullshittery.

She has Disney trips to pay for, and she’s still overcoming her straight eyelash trauma-we should probably start a gofundme.

He had to dress up like Eagles Kelcw for her birthday, so she ordered him the same flip-flop/thong sandals as Kelce. When she opened them, he said, “Yeah, but you know I don’t like things between my toes.” Sarah said, “You’ll adjust.” Checks out with her feelings about consent being annoying because “I just want him to do what I want him to do- nobody else can do it” when referencing her fantasy of him pretending to breastfeed from her on a podcast.

Cue the reel in front of the castle, some fireworks, saying yes, having kids years apart, her Disney cure-all for mental illness, and ads for her grocery delivery, trip planned, and affiliate links for character-themed atrocities. Oh, and their special character-themed restaurant reservations that she planned and budgeted for with her scrappy thrifting skills.

buying engagement

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Don’t forget, Sarah was so poor in her first marriage she had to eat chicken ribs, and she has PTSD from it. Meanwhile, she went to Disney AT LEAST once a year, and her single mom bullshit?! She still went to Disney and also went by herself as well. Her story with “when J was a toddler was the first time Tinkerbell visited us in a store” was J groveling for more chicken ribs, Oliver style? Her little wooden bowl and saying, “Please, sir, can I have some more??”

She confuses shopping addiction with happiness. She doesn’t know joy or contentment, and I’ll venture to say love, without spending money.

Pathological

I just learned about Sherri Papini, and it reinforces how multiple types of privilege allow people to get away with so much. It also reminded me how much depravity people are capable of. People don’t like to believe others they think they relate to are capable of lying and manipulating because it can be scary to feel like someone “like them” can do those things. People are wild. Stay safe out there.

Not her daughter having to leave the day after graduation. Spending time with friends after graduation was so much fun. It was like “we did it-we’re free from mandatory school now” and just getting to hang out around summer work.

Of course she’s bringing her parents. She can’t be forced to watch her own kids for days in a row.