I don’t have 40 hours to dedicate to a single error message that pops up only on Tuesdays during a full moon and Jeff just needs to print his stupid report.

LETS FUCKING GO!

Some one needs to send the guy that did the hack this article.

Kinda got the same small in crowd vibe as old 2012 reddit, but less big and more jaded.

It’s big enough to binge for a few hours but you do run out and got to wait, I was in withdraw for a little. Mods, mods never change.

Best you can realistically hope for is a check for $7.31 and free credit reports for a year till it happens again.

I haven’t committed fraud, genocide, I’m only accidentally racist on rare occasion, and I never been bribed. You literally can’t find a better source for Sabatas Carbon-based Super Credits.

Bonk.

I should start selling carbon credits. I’m just as legit as everyone else. I even have a few potted plants.

Greed.

I drove a pick axe through a drive with 1 btc I bough for shits and giggles at $20 when I was a kid. I damaged the drive pulling it out if a damn HP so I just did a low-level format. Never though it be worth anything.

No, winged like bees.

I bet it is like highschool where one guy did all the work and everyone else took credit…

or having a job.

Whoops, it turns out you consented to have this analytic data harvested and sold.

No reason to have kids if they can’t carry on my legacy.

The only worse thing they could have done is base their entire LLM dataset on 4chan.

It went as expected.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GPT4-Chan

Can I add Ai wars to my cyberpunk bingo card or is that cheating?

I can’t wait to see my old horny comments about anime girls come up.

I’ll take deadly mushroom over radiation poisoning any day. Melted liver is better than melted skin.

If you give out hammers to everyone, some people will end up with smashed balls.

The name glows too brightly for my taste.