Whatever this is, it looks absolutely terrifying…

You say they dont make anything actively worse, until you don’t pay attention to them for a split second and they all gather in one place, collectively and ritualisticaly unalive themselves to combine their souls to be reborn as a single entity, to then rise as a warlord to wage a brutal unification war on earth, announce themselves emperor and set out to conquer the galaxy only to be betrayed and killed by half his children wich leaves his empire and therefore humanity in shambles!!

Who the hell is “Slott”?

Why not just seize their assets and liquidate them?

YES, YES! Seize their assets and liquidate the billionaires!

Mhh, schwarz und schön lecker.

Schnell, klemmt ihn an ne Generatorwelle! Noch ein paar Pappaufsteller von Lang, Habeck und ACAB daneben, damit er weiter rotiert. So schaffen wir die Energiewende mit grüüühüüüner Energie!

🎶 … trust me, Im an engineer I think I put this thing right here … 🎶

Oh no, NCD has another leak

Huh… I was wondering what those strange sounds the other day were… Apparently I heard austrians imploding.

Hey, that is still considered “high-speed” here in Germany!

Back in my day, we used to consult the mormons about that enicmatic topic…

Mag sein, aber wenn ich jetzt mal einfach so das Gedankenspiel weiterspinne und mir selbst die Frage stelle, ob ich lieber in einer Demokratie im Knast sitze, oder in einem Staat unter faschistischer Regierung lebe, dann weiß ich genau, was ich bevorzugen würde.

I mean, in theory you could equip all the winches with electric motors, but for me it would just take part of the fun away

Could you elaborate on that?

Hm… When I woke up this morning I did not expect to see a Diebels-Alt-bottle in a meme today…

Why yes, of course. At least twice! Once with low heat (well more like “warmth” around 37°C if I remember correctly) to help the dough rise and then a second time to bake it.

Of the rectangular cuboid shaped variety

“Wheat” I assume

I like finding all these tfs-references

“Bitches love cannons!”