Uhhhhhh there’s no better way to turn a generation into adamant atheists than to critically read the Bible in chronological order lol. What’s the dealio here? Do the teachers have to teach in a hyperspecific way designed to deceive the children? Because it’s pretty fucking immediately stupid as hell from page 1.
“CHINA BAD”
“4-LETTER WORDS”
Aha, but we decided that World War II arbitrarily started when Germany invaded Poland after the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, and didn’t start because of any conflicts before or after that. Checkmate, tankie 
This reminds me, I tried to prompt a shitty image of John Brown arresting the Shield Hero and it gave me an anime guy getting his mugshot taken and a cop next to him holding up the chart with the detainees name and the last line on the chart said “Ethnically Ambiguous” without me ever including that in my prompt, and I got a brain blast from that one post I saw a while ago about the cuckold troop or whatever and a sign in that one had the same phrase lmao
The Pokemon and clone Pokemon were so sad fighting each other in that movie.
Like motherfucker that’s what THE HUMANS MAKE YOU DO EVERY DAY WHAT DO YOU MEAN
The transitional period was swarm of bees
This is so fucking stupid lmao. Criticizing America’s politics without saying capitalism bad is exactly what the state wants. To the people living in America, neoliberalism is an invisible ideology. Not pointing it out is flailing in the dark, not pointing it out on purpose makes you their tool.
Hanma Style Secret Art: Parisian Deep Dive
Well as you can see, this heatwave trend will continue all the way west across the Divided Snakkkes until it reaches Nevada and temperatures are expected to reach record breaking highs over the weekend. Over the next two weeks we predict that there is a 80% chance of everything under Heaven being in chaos. Our meteorologists say the situation is excellent. Back to you, Kkkrackkker.
I thought you were exaggerating for comedic effect 
I’ve been saying this. Assassinating two cops to start a brawl where you dance through 15 other guys cutting them all down like an Italian John Wick is so much more fun than slamming a sword into a guy’s face 8 times because “oouuugh he’s 3 levels higher than meeee”
They eat what
Yes it’s based on a comic by Garth Ennis. Superheroes become mainstream enough that there’s a superhero industry and their brands are managed by a corporation because they’re celebrities now instead of vigilantes. Crazy guy with a grudge gets a team together to eradicate the supes because 99% of them are flawed, egotistical maniacs as they’re basically groomed from young age like Nickelodeon stars but they’re walking WMDs instead. So it’s “anti cape-shit” but effectively still ends up being cape shit most of the time because most characters are supes.
Being a communist on Reddit is like being on the outside of a dumb-fuck-ant farm looking in but being completely unable to change their behavior in any meaningful way
lmao I found this deep in the comments at the end of a wall of text
I dunno why but america has such extreme democratic input on shit that doesnt matter like the election of the local comptroller, and barely any actual democratic input on the shit that actually does matter.
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Looking nervously at the map of Unicorn Overlord 
This particular dipshit has USAF Veteran in his bio so he’s not even a liberal. He’s an actual card carrying demon of the 4th Reich
Like just off the top of my head, I could stunlock a teacher for an entire class by asking why God created the aspects of the universe in a different order every time its written in Genesis (in a hypothetical situation where I wouldn’t just get detention immediately for being annoying)