You’re very welcome, hun. :)

We don’t have yards in Europe, they walk around our meters.

Mind the pedestrian, Richard!

Exactly. Cuddling > sex

Wait, wait, wait, are you saying that women AREN’T incompetent weaklings who need a man to do everything for them?

Two hours?! Wow!

“History” channel - Ancient Aliens

*eyesussy

Mmm, soapussy …

Levaka Rukič i Desanka Šakič.

Bone apple teeth!

Could you also proceed with anion?

Maybe it’s lupus?

And how is that gif pronounced?

And don’t forget the new coversheets for the TPS report, mmmkay? Great.

And where are you going to vape and grope your date?

Why did you break your own nose in a fight?

Can you make it go to 69?

It’s a typo, was supposed to say homie.

Ha! What a loser. His doesn’t even go to 11.