When an alcoholic ham sandwich gives you the finger-guns and you immediately spring to full-mast

Happy four years of lurking and shitposting <3

Yeah? Well, tell Musashi that his book is overrated. Dual-wielding swords is always dumb.

“It can’t be THAT funky–”

Shocking? This is hilarious.

I woke to lib crying about polling rates and doomerism.

Only to realise they were talking about Trump getting an involuntary ear peircing. Wtf is this timeline.

‘Communists’ would rather sit down and listen to a bearded angoloid ramble about fortnight for five hours than take half an hour to read a god-damn pamphlet.

I pay my respects to the troops every time I piss in the toilet

Scratched liberal reveals Nazi-sympathies

My shock: immeasurable

I wonder if the Propagandaministerium would have run a special on “Exposing anti-Semitism”?

Done. You can stop upbearing now.

Going purely by DV statistics and rape culture, yeah I pick the bear too.

It’s agonising to know that I can scare women just by existing in an area/place they don’t expect. And that’s not their fault, they’re just protecting themselves. It’s our society that has made it this way.

If her enemies are dying, it’s good strategy

The western world puts a lot, a lot, of money into propaganda. We’re lucky we have an alternative source of information we can trust.

Conservatives have Fox News.

Clive Palmer is an unsubtle book parody of a capitalist from an edgy 80’s Hollywood movie about punks trying to save the local skating-rink.

Only he’s real.

Notice how they don’t stop billionaires from carrying multiple copies of Blue Eyes White Dragon? The hypocrisy sickens me.

And their spiky hair is stupid.

Wanted it bad.

Much less so after MNo9.

Trump tries to outflank by coming up with a worse execution method.

IRA Joe just doubles down and counters with something even worse.

The book of Nehemiah is literally just some guy rebuilding Jerusalem like it’s the Sims.

Said guy also ‘purified’ the Jewish population through things like debt cancellation, assisting in the enforcement of the laws of Moses and enforcing the divorce of Jewish men from their non-Jewish wives.

God of the bible fucking sucks, man.

Sorry but that’s just not true. God is a big fan of slavery, genocide, and city building.

Additionally; Most of Genesis is just early Jewish priests making shit up to spite their rivals.