I’m forklift certified!

I also have above average upper body strength and can type fast.

So, FYI, there’s Hinge now, which is sorta becoming the “serious relationship for 25-40 year olds” app, and since it came out I think tinder is slowly reverting to a hookup app.

Seems a lot of them are having come to Jesus moments(CW: r/neoliberal)

I SERVE THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF THE GREAT LAKES!!!

We will liberate Pennsylvania and New York for their Imperialist overlords!

Reporter: “Ye… Yessss?”

A bunch of people were really horny.

There was “discourse” on Twitter recently about “body counts”, and an interesting conclusion people came to through it: if you were a moderately good looking person in a moderately cool city when tinder first hit the market, you body count tended to be WAY higher than most people.

I can confirm, I’m not even that good looking but I was living in Philly when tinder was first a thing and it was a total fuck fest.

Idk if it was a cultural shift or the app getting enshittified, likely both, but dating apps ain’t the same anymore.

Me flirting: “so in season 3 of Deep Space 9…”

Last time I saw age gap discourse pop off I saw someone get banned for advocating for a higher AOC, they were banned under “pedo apologia”. I never got the mods logic there

Correct me if I’m wrong, but you can break the sabbath to save a life right? Which this ceasefire would do.

Grunnregler

My current partner is 2 years younger than me so I’ve backslided into revisionism

Thank you comrade Trump!

I once dated a woman 16 years older than me, so clearly I am the most scientific Marxist!

I sometimes just cut it off the peg if I don’t have a magnet thingy