My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.

First Nations peoples?

…sorry, you really made this too easy, eh?

You mean, time to poop!

Serotonin syndrome is not fun

…if he was trying to self-radicalize in the name of terrorism.

This is a very weird way of wording a possible motivation. I guess I never heard about all those suicide bombers shouting “For terrorism!” before detonating. Was he apprehended in full Joker facepaint?

It also blocked emails sent in Welsh because it did not recognise the language.

Highly recommend reading the Examples section of that page

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Fire : Plasma :: Water : Liquid :: Ice : Solid :: CO₂ : Gas

∴

Fire = Plasma

Clearly a mind ahead of our times

Noun

fumado (plural fumados or fumadoes)

1. a smoked fish, especially a pilchard

Ehh, sounds like it could be fun to me

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas*. Not to be pedantic, but that completely changes the message of the story.

No, that’s Star Wars

Jeremy

“Make sure he doesn’t pick your pocket!”

A lot of the allegations about the accuracy of their data basically came down to arguments about the validity of statistics garnered from testing methodology…

I mean, no, not really. They mislabelled graphs entirely, let data that was supposedly comparing components in the same benchmark, by the same testers, on the same platform pass with incredible outliers, and just incorrectly posted specs of components, and that’s nothing to say about any of the other allegations brought up at that time. It’s super basic proofreading stuff, not methodology, that they couldn’t be assed to double-check, all because of crunch.

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Here you go.

Long and the short of it is that they had been making tons of factual errors by just being sloppy. They were growing super fast and investing tons of money in Labs, touting how accurate and trustworthy they were while making a bunch of dumb mistakes. Oh, also being just really unaware of how it comes off having your YouTube channel employees doing construction and installation work on your McMansion while some of them were still living in their parents’ basement.

There’s more to it than that, that video (and its follow-up) are definitely worth the watch if you have the time.

Edit: Linus has been consistently anti-union, saying he’d feel as if he failed as a boss if his employees unionized. It comes off like ‘oh how did it get so bad that you felt this was the only option, why didn’t you just talk w/ me’, but he’s really just completely misunderstanding the purpose, function, and history of unions. He really just seems completely clueless as to his power dynamic as a boss in general.

Concrete sets in an extremely exothermic reaction; my guy is baked

creative teams across the company were stretched too thin

[layoffs] delayed because of production schedules

These people are overworked! Better fire some of them; that’ll surely help!

No, clearly this is Darwin finally admitting what we’ve known all along: the man is actually composed entirely of sentient clover and bees.