She looks like she’s giving the ol’ razzle dazzle

Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!

Oh, so you’re in a real live desert. That’d be way too much work. I bet you have some beautiful natives growing out there. Sucks about the grasses, tho. I have enough trouble with bermuda grass, I can only imagine the problems from something that could be invasive in a desert

Daikon radishes. They grow in about anything and are especially good at clay busting. Grow a bunch then let them die back. Till them in and repeat until you get enough environment for the worms to take over the tilling. You can keep piling on radishes with something like clover and peas to add some nitrogen fixers. This is more a pasture revitalization technique, but if you don’t mind being the weird radish guy for two or three years (depending on local conditions), you could do it on a smaller scale for a lawn

Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign

Well, I might have spoken too soon. I neen on vacation this week and just saw the second most haggard groundhog I’ve ever seen strolling through my beds without a care in the world. I bet you anything that’s my critter

Hell yeah! That’s been a long time coming. I bet it’s gonna feel fuckin fantastic, but also don’t think you gotta rush yourself. That’ll get your hurt going for sure

The sunflowers are the top right. Top left was one half of my black beans. Some kind of pole bean that was given to me

I usually do stuff like marigolds and coneflower among stuff to keep them out, but I got lazy this year and they’ve been pretty merciful until the night before last

I had a cousin get thrashed by a buck in rut once. They have all the necessary bits to really do some damage

Since we’re in a science-themed shitpost area, I’d just like to take this moment to be both pedantic and gross in reminding folks that llamas and alpacas don’t just spit, they vomit into their mouths before givin’ it that hawk tuah

I love citronella when it blooms. I should put more of that out in my yard

If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I’d just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes

US, East Coast, Mid-Atlantic, 7a

Every deer would like to know your location

Beautiful! You really put some umph into this

This one feels different. That last panel looks like something from Alan Moore

If it ain’t Chuck Tingle, it ain’t proper smut

Then, unless you’re the owner, you’re getting underpaid

Nice. Watch it start taking over in the next couple seasons

Nah, that’s actually broccoli. The kale is right behind it. I do black magic kale and it is usually the last thing to start bolting. But! This is a good thing. I’m hoping to collect seeds this year, though I don’t know where I’m hoping this particular broccoli is getting pollinated from. We’ll see!

No coconut? Coward