The titties…

Oh Celine Dion, I’m off to save our daughter

They were out looking for privacy at the Canucks and Sharks game last night. F’n royals.

Comes with a built in ship to sail too!

It’s a silly retelling of an age old story. I enjoy it, though I wouldn’t call it my favourite. I also enjoyed the movie Great Expectations with Ethan hawke, with about 5 other people, so my taste is perhaps suspect?! Maybe that’s where they got the idea from?

I love that he prays to God and Satan comes and helps him. Brilliant. And his advice is actually good and insightful.

Oh wow. Did you come up with that yourself genius? This has been posted like 50 times a month. We get it.