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Cake day: June 30th, 2023

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  • I’m torn on this one.

    Part of me is convinced that just putting a flower in the barrel would stop all war. Then I’ll make sure to put it in my hair before going to San Francisco, even though I totally forgot the first time.

    Another part of me believes that I’m gonna have to solve the problem by getting so high on red agave shrooms that I can’t feel the bullet and thus become an invincible berserker. Might sack York too, if there’s time.







  • Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:

    Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers… Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that?








  • Come on! At least the other guy went through the trouble of (allegedly) encasing his shit in a can.

    This is just a lazy hack idea with lazy hack execution.

    The only way this sells is if the other commenter was right in implying that someone’s washing some dirty money. [This part may sadly still be true, though]

    Edit after reading some of the article: on second thought, this guy sounds pretty funny!

    the winner of the auction will receive a certificate of authenticity and official instructions for installation. They will also get a brand new roll of duct tape and a fresh banana

    Edit 2: disregard my initial snap judgment, I like this guy!

    At art fairs, speed and business reign,” he added. “So, I saw it like this: If I had to be at a fair, I could sell a banana like others sell their paintings. I could play within the system, but with my rules.”