Imagine living with the sound of gritty grinding reverberating through your skull from shattered vertebrae for three days

And all that for a 20 day sentence

Leave my wife’s icard out of your goddamn mouth

Me when it’s Friday night and I’ve thrown up the whole bottle with 0.6 glasses left

By the time steam chokes and shittifies we are all doomed

Makes me want to calculate what goes where in my taxes based off these percentages, even if it’s not the most accurate

Makes me want to calculate what goes where in my taxes based off these percentages, even if it’s not the most accurate

Ahhh makes sense

“I’m changing the meme”

“What are you doing?”

Doesn’t seem right

This menu was my childhood

Can’t tell what order to read it

Damn

Stop benefitting from the internet, it’s not for you to enjoy, it’s for us to use to extract money from you. Stop finding beauty and connection in the world, loneliness is more profitable and easier to control.

Stop being human. A mindless bot who makes regular purchases is all that’s really needed.

Wow. What a fantastic read

Looks like the bottom panels are swapped

Gluttony isn’t really related to beauty standards as it is filling a void in oneself by mean of consuming externally. Food, drugs, consumerism, screens, thrill, sex etc.

2 can cover 1 if the language isn’t already dead

They’re tamping down on bot accounts I think

Ground news

$10 for the tape and make sure you have an exact knife and a steady hand. Super worth it

I’m all over the board on this one. I’ll just take my adhd diagnosis and scurry along my way

This joke was old on Reddit and it doesn’t work when there are billions of you