We woke up one morning and farded a little further down
For sure as the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it’s full of poop

Hold on, the camera won’t focus right

Day 56 of willing myself to become Italian. I have eaten pasta for every meal for 56 days straight. My hands can finally do the 🤌 thing

Call it an application fee. Landlords do that shit all the time

Ask them to pay a deposit to be considered. Ghost them immediately after they pay.

Surrender the fascist credit card

The whole state is just Greater KKKingman, but some spots have a lib veneer.

🎶 Caressing, bent up to the jug again
With sheaths and pills invading all those stills
In a hovel of a bed, I will scream in vain
Oh please, Tim Kaine, leave me with some pain 🎶

According to NIST (National Institute of Standards and Technology), “Updated July 26, 2024”

CHIPS Incentives application stage: Due diligence

Payments have not been disbursed yet. The money is supposed to be disbursed when the fabs are producing chips, IIRC, and they have barely started moving tools into one of the fabs. The article linked in the X.Com The Everything App post you linked says the payments and loans were announced. One of the big sticking points of the act was the government didn’t want to Foxconn it, so they tied payment to completion. According to NIST, they haven’t paid anyone shit yet.

A bigger chunk of their shit earnings can be blamed on Brandon prohibiting them from selling chips to the largest market in the world.

They damaged the American Civic Religion reliquary! George Washington is mad at us now!

A fascist jerked off today, did you?

No.

You gotta touch grass more often, keep Nothing Ever Happens Gang on the ropes

Okay, but ackshually nothing happened

shooter is apperently dead.

DID THEY GET THE SEMEN IN TIME?

Jeff Tiedrich snapped

The X Dot Com “The Everything Site” video showing a dead guy on the roof looked pretty white.