Hamlin pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of animal cruelty brought against him and four of his fraternity brothers in 1980, when he was an undergraduate student at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor. The charge was brought against Hamlin under a local Ann Arbor ordinance. All five members of Alpha Delta Phi were later expelled from the fraternity.

The details of the case, described in local media reports at the time, are gruesome. The house cat was captured, its paws were cut off, and was then strung up and set on fire. The killing, which occurred in December 1979, was allegedly prompted by anger that the cat was not using its litterbox.

This is all you need to know about the average gun nut piece of shit that stands in the way of meaningful change to address this country’s unique problem with daily mass shootings. Violence and cruelty are not an issue to them. They’re features.

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Hack the planet

Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Burger Guy : [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It’s for a cop.

Farva : What the hell’s that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Burger Guy : No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

[into mic] Burger Guy : Don’t spit in that cop’s burger.

Farva : Yeah, thanks.

Second Burger Guy : Roger, hold the spit.

Farva : Gimme a pie… apple.

Burger Guy : Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.

Burger Guy : Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

Burger Guy : It’s only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

Thorny : Look, kid, he doesn’t want it.

Farva : I can handle this, Thorn. I don’t want it!

Burger Guy : Uhh, right. Beverage?

Farva : Gimme a litre o’ cola.

Burger Guy : What?

Farva : A litre o’ cola!

Burger Guy : [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

Thorny : Will you just order a large, Farva?

Farva : I don’t want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola!

Burger Guy : I don’t know what that is!

Farva : Litre is French for… give me my fuckin’ cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN’ LIP!

Green power

https://thehardtimes.net/contact/

Feel free to let them know they’re bad at their jobs directly.

That’s such a cool idea for a Halloween costume.

It really pisses me off that we treat people like this. I wish this country actually believed everyone is entitled to dignity and worked to provide it along with a basic standard of living. We easily could. But we don’t because billionaires need their tax cuts and corporations need their handouts.

You appear to be laboring under the mistaken belief that you’re much more clever than you actually are.

“In other news the local distribution centre has restructured its operations to streamline customer synergy and unfortunately has had to let its administrative assistant go to persue other interests.”

The thing about this is that I just made that up, no source, nothing to verify and given that the article identifies a person with full name and place, as well as their role and industry is likely to be uniquely identifiable and a prime candidate for being fired…

… unless the story was made up or the intent is to assassinate either the company or the person.

Ask yourself, who is the intended audience, what does the author of this article intend to achieve and will this article achieve that?

1. Frank Grimes is a one-off character from a cartoon called The Simpsons.
2. The Hard Times is a satire website.
3. The man mentioned in the article does not exist.
4. You are commenting in a community for shitposts about The Simpsons.

CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE!

I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley…

Oh really? Damn… Based on her appearance on Behind the Bastards the other week, I’ll just say it sounds like we’d have something in common, I hate my idiot cousin too. lol

Same here, I actually got this post from the Behind the Bastards sub. She was a great guest.

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Shhhhh, we can’t let facts get in the way of their imagination based pearl clutching.

“THERE WILL BE NO REMATCH,” Trump said on his Truth Social platform. “SO THERE IS NOTHING TO DEBATE.”

Trotting out the classics, huh? Big “If we did less testing, we’d have less COVID cases” energy.

Trump said it was very late in the process now to have a debate.

The second Presidential Debate in 2020 took place on Oct. 22nd. This invitation from Fox News is for Oct. 24th or 27th. And the original CNN debate was scheduled for Oct. 23rd so fuck right off with that excuse, coward.

Voting against the fascist candidate abso-fucking-lutely prevents fascism. This is an extremely simple concept that one would imagine the founder of the second-largest tech union in North America should be able to wrap their mind around.