This is also my guess.

It doesn’t feel real anymore on the inside. Except when it feels too real…

I want to argue with you, but that’s pretty accurate. The only time I’ll admit I’m at fault is if I know who actually screwed up. I’ll say, “My mistake, I’ll get that fixed right away,” then I’ll privately message the real culprit.

But if I know it was me then I’m picking one off this list and kicking the can down the road. I’m the stereotypical lazy and spineless programmer.

Now I’m curious what is happening at your apartment that could possibly be worse than this.

I’m normally about respecting people’s wishes, but that is so unhealthy I’d be scrubbing everything despite her objections. Or at least overhauling the room you’re stuck in when she’s not looking. Let her yell at you.

That’s how I read it too. If the title was “Astronomers find distant galaxy with organic compounds” I wouldn’t bat an eye.

After the Kent State Massacre I don’t think there is any doubt in our minds that the military will fire on us. In addition we have an incredibly militarized police force that also has complete authority and desire to kill citizens. I don’t foresee the two clashing, which would be our only hope of a relatively bloodless revolution.

We just assume every country is like that.

I was annoyed by the change at first, but now it’s my favorite intro of the three. I was really hoping for an extended version, but that doesn’t seem likely now. The music is always perfect and integral, so Mike White is an idiot for not listening to him.

I have a good '08 car that I bought with cash 10 years ago for $3000. I got it from a guy who exclusively sells and fixes this model of car. I went back last year to get my car fixed and looked at the cars he was selling. '08s were starting at $5000.

I was hoping for something more like this:

A Knights Tale (2001). Sits in kind of a weird space, and didn’t do great critically. A loose retelling of a story from The Canterbury Tales set in the 1300s but with modern references and music. A lot of it feels formulaic.

Yet I think the movie is great. There’s some amazing chemistry between the actors (Heath Ledger, Alan Tudyk, Paul Bettany, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell). The story may be a bit easy to predict sometimes, but the emotional beats hit incredibly hard. I can’t really describe why it works, because it probably shouldn’t.

I don’t understand how 6 people inside their own private building constitutes a serious disruption. How can the police possibly spin that? There’s no way this would be the headline if they were building bombs or something illegal.

Importantly, up until this point innie-Mark has pretty much always done what would benefit, or at least not disrupt, outie-Mark. This is the first time he’s done something purely for himself, knowing it isn’t what his outie wants. Even if it’s doomed, it’s his only taste of independence.

That was the first thing I thought of! What a throwback. I loved that game, even if the art was a little lacking.

“Didn’t I already tell you my name is HobbitFoot?”

That sounds illegal. OP surely wouldn’t want to break the law.

I’ve always wondered what people mean when they say they want a freak. From my limited anecdotal experiences they mean, “someone who’s only into vanilla sex, but is very energetic about it.”

I need to learn how to play this. I’ve had it on my phone for months but never put in the effort to figure it out.

I like this idea for reusing wrapping paper with my kid. I’ll have to try it after my kid’s birthday.

I have a couple patches of apple mint in my yard, which doesn’t seem to spread much. It legitimately does smell amazing while I’m mowing and has always grown back by the next time I mow.