I wore my Apple watch on my wedding day. The photographer asked me if I would take it off and I had to.

It used to be JJ Watt. I was both really attracted to him and obsessed with making sure he was okay.

Tua now. But I’m a Bama fan and I loved him in college.

I love the Passtronaut.

My own AirTag gets a “an AirTag detected near you” notification. I’d see if you can still detect it. Campus police aren’t going to do anything since there’s nothing credible.

It spawned my favorite GIF ever.