Ok, I’m not alone at least.

It wanted to be CVS receipt

I thought it mainly fell on the plains?

This has to be the most satisfying, entertaining fall from grace ever.

Was it not every single Florida Republican who voted no on FEMA relief? 😅

Looks like I cancelled at the right time. They seem to forget that we in fact do have a choice at the end of the day. And my choice is to sail the high seas.

Still have my iPhone 10 pro I got for free from my old job like 4 years ago. There has been absolutely nothing hardware-wise that has been introduced that makes me want to upgrade. Maybe customers are feeling like I have for the last several years and can’t justify such an ungodly expensive for no comparable return in this shit economy.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

My gf got me into bringing my own grocery bags and after a few times forgetting to bring them in, I got used to it. Now it’s automatic and can’t see doing it any other way.

5/5 Werther’s Original

They said no one has ever seen this kind of syphiless before. Tears rolling down his face and he says, “Sir…

This is such an odd restriction for IT staff. Normally HR gives you a form to sign agreeing to working remotely sometimes and having company data on your phone because you know, servers are meant to stay on all the time? It must be nice living in a world where nothing bad happens after hours.

If that’s not an article written by AI I don’t know what is. That’s enough for me to stop my investigation.

“Car” When we are walking in our neighborhood (there are no sidewalks) I’ll say “car” and he’ll move into the grass area when a vehicle approaches.

Thanks for this

Flew out on an Airbus the entire way to Canada. Unfortunately our trip back is on a Boeing 737. Ooof

Was getting ready to take off on a flight out of Baltimore when this happened. They evacuated the tower and we were delayed. Only took about 15-20 extra minutes. That could’ve been MUCH worse.

Airbag is now a Whoopee cushion

Instant shell shock

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