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"Do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife? Yeah?

Incoming Sam Altman.

You all have sex?! I just shitpost all day.

Battery-powered electric zip gun made out of crushed up rocket motors, galv pipe, dreams, and a shit-load of duct tape. Never change, Japan. Never change.

TRUE! Can’t be bothered to design a crappy flag manually when you could have “AI” do it then whine about the Boer War. XD

Ugh… You’re probably right. Why spend 5 minutes making a crappy flag, when you could just have “grok” do it with a text prompt?

On it, boss…

LOL. He fired his whole PR team over a decade ago because he bought into their bullshit.

“Yeah! I am a genius! So why do I need you clowns?!”

It’s all been downhill since then. He probably crapped that out on a pirated copy of photoshop CS3 and gave himself a pat on the back.

Love the gigantic swooping eagle with unrelated lighting and nonsense perspective just superimposed on the image for no apparent reason. XD

Was this part of the art style back then, or was everybody just fucking ripped? Because all the statues look like this.

So embarrassing… I mean I know it’s Idaho, which is just embarrassing by default, but fuck, homey. They went above and beyond to lick the boot. Such bitch-made nonsense.

I like how they made sure to only mention the “attorney general’s office”, and not name and shame. Raúl Labrador. A hateful tea-party spite-lord.

That’s fine. I’m happy to do it for them.

• Says “healthcare is not a human right.” Supports the full repeal of the ACA.
• “Nobody dies because they don’t have access to healthcare.” -Raúl Labrador, 2017
• Campaigns for the repeal of the 17th Amendment of the US Constitution.
• Has been in favor of the deportation without due process of “illegal” immigrants since at least 2014.
• Anti-abortion
• Is in favor of “faith-healing,” which Idaho has an exemption for, and said in a debate that he would not change it.
• Introduced HR 2802, a “protection” for those in opposition of same-sex marriage.

Just an all-round piece of shit that is more than happy to lick the fascist jack-boot, because of course he is.

This. I do not interact with anymore. Holy shit though if I don’t type “[obscure problem I’m having] reddit” into a search engine, and immediately find a solution. It is an enormous resource. I just wish the general population weren’t such a bunch of shitbags.

Case in point: I was on the transhumanism subreddit a couple days ago, lurking, and I saw someone posted the actual transhumanist manifesto. Invariably a bunch of chuds oozed out of the woodwork to shit on LGBT people.

Apparently, according to “transhumanism” is licking elon’s boots. Who knew?

Nah. Fuck all that shit. They’ll just mask up and join ICE.

2019: “I can’t wear a mask! I’m such a pussy that it inhibits my ability to breathe!” <big drama hands>

2025: “I need to wear a mask to protect my identity so I am not held accountable for my actions. Somehow, by the power of Coors Light and cheeseburgers I can breathe just fine.”

Dark. It’s on Netflix. I don’t want to say anything about it because I want you going in blind. It’s really good, though. Bring your 4-dimensional thinking to the game.

Just legal thievery. But it’s on you to make it work. Otherwise your employer will take it out of your ass. Cool system.

Firebombing tow yards should be legal and encouraged. Just the admin sections though. The rest is just a yard full of stolen cars.

Tow truck drivers are literally just road pirates. Fuck those assholes.

“I feel like you parked illegally, so I’m going to steal your car and you need to pay me $500 to get it back.”

But I didn’t park illegally. I was allowed to park there.

“Take it up with the owner! Not my problem!”

“Also I fucked up your car when I towed it, but I’m not obligated to pay for that.”

(Yeah… sure sure. You’ll be “obligated” to pay for all the property damage I’m about to do (in minecraft))

Trashy summer! All trash, no brakes! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pinkertons are ALWAYS class traitors.

For absolutely no reason at all, I just wanted to post this picture of a cordless angle grinder, that with a proper disc, can cut through a sheet of steel in seconds. Again: no reason at all. I just think it’s neat.

Nah… I’m trash. Anyone that tells you different is trying to sell you something. Much love though anyway. Stay strong.