i_drink_bleach [any, comrade/them]

Go ooooooonnnnnn…

Can confirm. Infinite recursive doribo theft caused mass explosions.

Can we all pool resources and just fuck off to space to make The Culture? I don’t want to be here anymore.

You steal my doribos, then I steal your doribos (originally my doribos), then you steal my doribos (originally my doribos, then your doribos, but then my doribos) Infinite loop. Everyone somehow explodes. Check mate, liberals.

Doribo war is a strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

Homey, this timeline… Somebody needs to send an adult.

Interesting article with horrible implications. Essentially using cameras with full light spectrum capability and “AI” parsing to help better identify people through facial recognition. If you have silicone cosmetics to hide your identity, the cameras can tell the difference between the silicone and skin and flag you. So much good we could actually use that technology for, and instead we immediately use it for fascist shit.

Let’s normalize wearing fucking motorcycle helmets. Full spectrum deez nutz, motherfuckers.