I have a feeling we’ll come down to an anticlimactic ending. Either the Eagles needing a first down to run out the clock or the Chiefs will need like 30 yards to get into field goal range to win and get like 20 of those yards in penalties (yawn - scripted)

Jets D are a bunch of fucking missiles

Fellow Jets fans, do what I just did for good luck: Put your arms out like a Jet and whoosh around every room in your house. Idc if your parents are fucking in their room, you bust down that door. It needs to be every room. Attic, basement, pantry. After you’re done, slide on your belly in front of the TV like you’re a plane that’s landing. Rug burn be damned. If we all do this, we’ll be guaranteed a victory.

Has Dak been doing this “Here we go” thing all year? It would make me fucking NUTS as a Cowboy fan

Tommy Devito is that Italian dude from the neighborhood, ehhh

Yo seriously just give me Cam Newton showing up at halftime and running it up the middle every play.