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He Rizzed in his pants

that’s why they needed to not shit for 3 days

You’re thinking about water. you’ve got maybe 3 days without water. You can survive a hell of a long time without food depending on your bodies fat stores and eventually muscle.

No, Pop defaults to X

I wipe myself with a sponge on a stick

something about standing in the fire, idk I’m not a guitar hero

javascript takes over your browser and prevents you closing NSFL window while Rick Astley plays at full volume

The Juice Media

got any of that RAW milk?

Blizzard has QA? is this the Onion?

there are still occasions where I end up on reddit for information and I’m so fucking happy I didn’t delete my account because you can still use old reddit if you have an account

Without an account the site is literally unusable

may he randomly hear a mosquito fly past his ear anytime he’s falling asleep

are we talking about the same 4chan?

anyone who uses machine learning like that would probably take issue with it being called AI too

tl;dr?

Does as she pleases

fun fact: most places still accept cash. even banks.

I love it, an elegant solution … now if only we could find an elegant end user to actually implement it.

Japan used a flag system, the higher the traffic the less likely it is to work

the bricks all end up on one side of the cross walk. good idea, no way for it to actually work.