Randy: The Asians? The Asians decide who’s going to be gay? Uh are y-, yeah, yeah they do. Uh, the Asians just, you know, the Asians pick who they pick, and um, it’s al- it’s, the way it’s always been.
Stan: So you’ve heard of yaoi?
Randy: Yeah, of course. Yaoi, anal intercourse, Maui Zaui, I, I know all this stuff, Stan.
“The mayors up my ass, bl-bla-blah”