mittens [he/him]

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Cake day: July 30th, 2020

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  • i bought the thing because the cans look kinda cool tbh, not even the tea shit, the sparkling water which is virtually indistinguishable from any other sparkling water brand except 3x more expensive. it’s rare that i come across liquid death on the shelves anyway so it’s not like something i’m going to keep buying. it’s just a novelty item mostly.






  • yeah they noticed there wasn’t a significant difference between zoomers and millenials, which why would it exist, they’re on average a decade apart, it really isn’t a huge unsurmountable gap. spongebob has been on the air for far longer than this, so we mostly consumed the same cultural artifacts during our formative years. i’m not as cynic as to say it is completely useless, but the gaps between generations are arbitrarily short and thus they become meaningless




  • I think it should be noted, that some of the members on the board of OpenAI are literally just techno-priests doing actual techno-evangelism, their job literally depends on this new god and the upcoming techno-rapture being perceived as at least a plausible item of faith. I mean it probably works as any other marketing strategy, but this is all in the context of Microsoft becoming the single largest company stakeholder on OpenAI, likely they don’t want their money to go to waste paying a bunch of useless cultists so they started yanking Sam Altman’s chain. The OpenAI board reacted to the possibility of Microsoft making budget calls, and outed Altman and Microsoft swiftly reacted by formally hiring Altman and doubling down. Obviously most employees are going to side with Microsoft since they’re currently paying the bills. You’re going to see people strongly encouraged to walk out from the OpenAI board in the upcoming weeks or months, and they’ll go down screaming crap about the computer hypergod. You see these aren’t even marketing lines that they’re repeating acritically, it’s what’s some dude desperately latching onto their useless 6 figure job is screaming.


  • it’s horrible and bitter so only hipsters drink it (argentinians drink it too but it’s some sort of masochistic national symbol) and it’s a special brand of unauthentic if you buy it canned. actually i’m just guessing i have no idea what sort of stereotype these obscure wojaks are making fun of and tbh as a society we shouldn’t be making more of them.