I’ll never understand how anyone can look at Biden and not see a confused old man
I’ll never understand how anyone can look at Biden and not see a confused old man
aneurysm on live TV
no u
Howdy Y’all, my name is Kenichi Smith!
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS!
Visited my dad yesterday for Father’s Day and he hit me with “what a surprise, it’s getting hot again in the summer ” when he was talking about the East Coast heatwave this week
Last time I saw him he hit me with “well actually everyone in the world practiced slavery so the US isn’t uniquely bad”
Chud cope is fascinating, it’s like watching them self-soothe with a bottle
He’s moving like a claymation figure
lmao I remember the first time I felt like the dying would last forever. I tried telling myself “you KNOW this won’t last forever, no one gets too high forever” and then thinking “but what if, like, my PERCEPTION of time lasts forever and I’m trapped in this state forever because that’s how my perception works now?”
Then I laid down and fell asleep and woke up only a little high
That’s my president
Folks, the bourgeoisie, they’re no good
Women Do a Disproportionate Amount of Reproductive Labor isn’t as catchy tho sadly
don’t worry, the Salt Lake won’t be there any more in about 10 years
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
I’m going to miss AMLO’s slow speeches
Continuing the legacy of his former boss the Deporter in Chief
They should make a kind of eye wash station for your butt
$31 for a sandwich???
literally Fahrenheit 451
It’s remarkable how sharp Trump seems in comparison next to Biden. Seems like a disaster for Biden to be compared side-by-side like this