Jason Garrett gives off big Principal Skinner vibes

Those game day balls are pretty sweet

Somebody needs to take one for the team, run on the field and steal the thanksgiving shit so they can’t do the thing

lol “Kyle’s dad”

We also had Mike Tyson I shit you not

Defense: “we can do this!”

Geno: “nah”

If I was those deaf kids I’d be pissed that they made our theme song the sound of silence

Young team, house money any other platitudes fueled by copium

Daks cadence sounds like he’s trying to calm an unruly stegosaurus

No kid grew up wanting to be Tony Romo, come on now

Thanks for that montage of god awful television shows CBS

Why’s everybody wearing John Candy patches?

Stafford got creampied

Fuck yeah Moody Blues

That dude totally says handjob cilantro, they know what they’re fucking doing

Fuck yeah Russ!! Stunt on these hoes

Ohh shit, we icing kickers like it’s 2009 up in here!!

This two time Super Bowl champ is looking for a contender to bring the fireworks to, can you guess who it is? 😉

First taste is always free, baby

Ok that was a fucking beautiful pass