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Just a slob like one of us

Should’ve made it 1 Googol

Unless you count the time he entered a girl’s high school long distance race on the final lap and sprinted to the end. (This is a real thing that actually happened.)

But the media will still convince all the US libs that the Arabs are attacking us because they hate our freedoms and not because of anything we might’ve done that could compel an oppressed population to fight back

He can Naruto run without even moving. No wonder bullets cannot hit him.

Bad comparison, toilets are capable of draining the shit that gets fed into them unlike Brianna’s brain

I mean unless rabies is completely eradicated you’re still going to need to seek treatment immediately if an animal bites you unless you want to risk dying the most horrible death imaginable.

Libs pushing the “voting 3rd party helps Trump” narrative so hard makes me wonder if they’re going to introduce legislation that actually causes all 3rd party votes to count as a vote for the Republican candidate.

I’ve read that was the case for the first year of covid but heavily conservative counties have had significantly higher death rates than lib/swing counties ever since the vaccines became widely available.

Is it too late for her to get an abortion?

I guess this is why rich ghouls and professional athletes are into cryotherapy for anti-aging. Like that weird billionaire who also stole blood from his son. What’s the consensus on that, is it a grift or do serious scientists think you can really extend your life by regularly locking yourself in a cold chamber or dunking yourself in an ice bath for a few minutes every day?

If you vote for neither then it counts as a vote for both. Win-win!

People who own homes should start buying each others’ homes at a fraction of their estimated value to drive the market down. And then rent them to each other for the price of the mortgage so rental prices go down too.

Rivers Cummo

You’ll never convince me that Barron is not actually 3 small children stacked on each others’ shoulders underneath that business suit.

Wow, I can’t believe these Trump hogs have such little respect for private property. Just think about all the law-abiding patriots who were unable to purchase their munchkins and coffee since they had nowhere to park. They may have cost the Dunkin Donuts corporation a few hundred dollars profit that night. They’re lucky the police didn’t beat them within an inch of their lives and arrest them on the spot for their brazen disregard of capital interests.

He could tell them to drink bleach again (but mix it with ammonia this time)

In a shocking twist, Cutter Sagers was declared winner by default after the 20 other contestants were all found stabbed to death.

Also known as Democrat policy 10 years from now

George OrSwell