FUCK YOU PATRICK EAT SHIT HAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOUUUUU

This is the most sober I’ve heard Lil Wayne

Cairo Santos is the best kicker who’s named after a capital city

Why score touchdown when kick ball do trick?

“The force that moves everything around us” is already established as “dolla dolla bill y’all”

What’s more frustrating to watch, a good offense with a bad defense, or a bad offense with a good defense?

I’m just gonna come back to this when it’s near the end

For non-Thanksgiving games this weekend, we had

• An AFC North grudge match
• A game which will decide the AFC South
• A game which will decide the NFC South
• The Bills desperately scrambling to save their season against the league’s top seeded team

And yet this is the MNF?

DreamWorks: If you think geese are already annoying, watch this

Bills vs Eagles should’ve been SNF but Chargers vs Ravens isn’t that bad

That looks like a scorigami at SoFi

Lol poor Titans, they have to play the Browns right after the Panthers

I swear I’ll stop watching when the 49ers score on this drive, the Seahawks can’t come back

Didn’t at one point Seattle had a Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson and a Shaquille?

We know that Joe and Troy clearly drink during games. Mike Tirico probably doesn’t, does Cris Collinsworth drink?

49ers play book:

1. Give to Christian
2. If not possible, give to Deebo
3. If not possible, let Brock do some shit
4. Pray

Why don’t the Seahawks stop Christian McCaffrey? Are they stupid?

Lol Australians pronounce Isuzu “eye-su-zu”

That’s good play design, opened the fuck up the lane for him

Why didn’t the Seahawks tackle CMC early? Are they stupid?