Everybody in Pittsburgh left the game because they have to get up at 4 am to work in the mills stirring molten metal

I was wondering if the Chargers might fire Staley if they get blown out tonight – but I assume the owners are too cheap to do so?

Every DB is jumping on those outs now – offenses need to adjust

DPOY has to be

Damn sometimes the shit talking hot takes get real and are good

Neither of these offenses wants to win the game

None of these reboots can touch the original Wonka 🍬🍭🍫

They haven’t brought out giant Peyton head yet right

Eli has to be the least alpha QB to get a ring right?

Kareem Hunt with an Olympic high hurdle

Kicker are just half-assing extra points this week

YOU MUST keep it in FG range, it’s 17-3 in the 3rd on the 30, said no one else ever

I’m gonna sound like an asshole, but soccer is clearly ‘football’, baseball is cricket and NFL is rugby (with a forward pass), as is Australian Rules Football – which is why I generally say NFL for this and football for global soccer these days. College Football I call it that or CFB.