Tier 7 ecclesiastical jurisdiction?! O shit, is that top mate Jesus himself?

Fuck 'em, it’s obvious they wouldn’t do anything to help as allies - why do what they want?

2035, like 8:35pm tonight? Yep, sounds about right actually

I appreciate the sacrifice to show us this beautiful toast, knowing that to wait and take a photo would render it cold and therefore bad toast.

Give a man a tariff hammer and all he sees is tariff nails

Ever played Civ? This is literally a leader destroying the positive effects of their own world wonder. Madness

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It’s a neat story really. A castle cannon that was lost technology, people knew how to fire it but not how to build one or repair it.

Holy shit he was only 44 years old. As a B5 fan around the same age now, slightly disturbing.

Just noticed the tag still on his cuff and the lack of shirt under the jacket. What is the source for this one?

FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIIIIIIIVE!! UHHH!!

Google photos will do it to ya, every single day

Buy our brain worms for tariff relief!

Big time. Ya gotta ease them in with a hat wobble though

Careful what you say on threads such as these, OpenAIs Basilisk might be reading

https://media1.tenor.com/m/33EzbxFZQnEAAAAd/yogurt-spaceballs.gif

And I fell for it too. I had the turtles sewer boat, but always actually wanted the zeppelin

My friend, be the second breakfast you want to see in the world

A BI G.E.L.F. Daddy from Red Dwarf?

Hey it’s Ana de Feetas!

OP must really concern his mother if she poses such basic morality questions to check his response