How many senators or house members do we need to lobby to stop this?

More importantly, how do I get into a position to even begin attempting to lobby them?

This raises a more interesting question. How many copies of DOOM have been sold in the Vatican?

Oh no, I accidentally put paint in a super soaker and it squirted upwards on the camera! Silly me, I’m such a klutz!

The student handbook also doesn’t have any warnings against inserting it into your rectum, because we expect common sense to tell you that’s a terrible idea.

ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

“The stakes are pretty high, but-- Oh my god! How did I not see this? Am I blind?! This kit might have morphine!
…
Yes, here it is, morphine sulfate!”

–Freeman’s mind, episode 57

Definitely, you don’t need a VPN. If you’re really worried about your first hop traffic standing out or being blocked, use the obfs4 bridges.

Depends on how lax the IT department is when it comes to random executables. I was able to move the firefox installer to the appdata root, and run a non-admin install to my user profile.

No, we’re not. Please send help.

I didn’t see anything specific to that in the official statement, but it could be in the confidential/internal use only docs.

Nice… But with winter approaching, Ukraine could also do with some non-military aid as well. Specifically, power generation capabilities.

Well, that’s… unexpectedly reasonable.

EDIT: Unexpectedly reasonable for the cops to be even remotely altruistic. Unfortunately in this day and age, I was fully expecting the cops to just curbstomp the poor kid.

Intriguing. The first and last time I saw anything RT kernel related was nearly a decade ago, when I stumbled on it as an alternate kernel in the old synaptic package manager.

Aww, but I want pointy fangs.

To me, the term “Web3 games” sounds like they’re trying to make a knockoff of Cookie Clicker with NFTs.

A familiar feeling of dread overtakes you. Even in its absence, you still remember that poor raccoon.

Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Rᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄᴀɴs ʜᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.

They’ll start claiming the bible forbids workers unions or something.

Nice, but someone needs to teach that kid that you only need the watch?v= part. The subsequent &si= and &pp= parts are useless tracking bits.

Okay, but we’re going to need a looooot of condiments to cover their bad taste.

Do they sell ketchup and A1 steak seasoning by the 55 gallon drum?

Nah. Aim higher. Take the officer’s pension plan.
You don’t get to retire comfortably on taxpayer dollars if you pull this shit.